Trump America!!
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of
pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late
hours of November 8th 2016 ,
and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance
Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts
of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are
characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is
going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of
paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the
results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or
unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most
or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the
outcome of
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to
fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some
combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of
Hitler persona
Causes and Mechanisms:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by
the election of Donald Trump as President of the United
States of America
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely
with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
- Membership in the Democratic party
- Identifying as a Feminist
- Currently enrolled in college, and/or
- Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
- Cuckoldry
- Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
- Massive student debt
- Spotty or non-existent work history
- Hipsterism
Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is
straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next
President of the United States of America
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The
patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America
Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should
increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in
public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as
President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and
dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be
separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process
of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and
irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge
them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America
Great Again!
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